I’m lactose intolerant why am I looking up information about ice cream. It just makes me want some and I ran out of lactase pills. 

I just spent the past 20 minutes researching the difference between ice cream and frozen custard.

Edit: I now have tabs open on “frozen yogurt” “custard” “soft serve” And “gelato”. If the final jeopardy question is ever about frozen desserts I’ll be golden.  

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

plzdontmakeme:

Gabrielle Union: I’m Cool With Being 40

Gabby got some of you 20-somethings looking like chopped liver out here. Give this woman all of the awards.

nicestrokepam:

 

WELL WE CAN BE. Most times. We do actually have intelligent conversations sometimes. SOMETIMES. 

HAHAHAH DON’T LOOK AT ME! I can picture it. Ahhh memories.

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF “IT’S HAPPENING!!!” Damn that was in senor year. Crazy shit.

Oh God OH MY GOD. 
You flipped a shit. What happened. Didn’t Paula and I poke you and you just sprawled out in the hallway and went “its happening” and you didn’t even know what was “happening”

And “YOU HAVE SIDEWALKS HERE?”
Because my side of our town was too ghetto for sidewalks. They don’t have money for that shit. 

Sorry followers who aren’t Jenna.
We’re taking another trip down memory lane.