May 2013
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genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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I’m lactose intolerant why am I looking up information about ice cream. It just makes me want some and I ran out of lactase pills.
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I just spent the past 20 minutes researching the difference between ice cream and frozen custard.
Edit: I now have tabs open on “frozen yogurt” “custard” “soft serve” And “gelato”. If the final jeopardy question is ever about frozen desserts I’ll be golden.
nicestrokepam asked: river song and ron swanson. deffs. it was his first and only blonde.
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miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
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nicestrokepam:
WELL WE CAN BE. Most times. We do actually have intelligent conversations sometimes. SOMETIMES.
HAHAHAH DON’T LOOK AT ME! I can picture it. Ahhh memories.
OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF “IT’S HAPPENING!!!” Damn that was in senor year. Crazy shit.
Oh God OH MY GOD. You flipped a shit. What happened. Didn’t Paula and I poke you and you just sprawled out in the hallway and went...
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Sorry followers who aren’t Jenna. We’re taking another trip down memory lane.
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nicestrokepam:
I JUST POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WHILE LAUGHING
BUT WOW WE ARE OBSESSED WITH ANIMALS
PEOPLE PROBABLY THINK WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS.
I promise we’re both moderately intelligent human beings. The fucking kicker is I know if we were having this conversation in person we’d be fucking dying right now. and I bet we’d both be going “don’t look at...
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nicestrokepam:
TECHNICALLY LIV WE’RE EVEN I SAID THAT BUT YOU SAID MOOSEDEER
REMEMBER HOW WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE DAYS?
Y E A H
I MEANT A CARIBOU! But I couldn’t think of the word. Moosedeer seemed most accurate.
FUCK I’M LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. BUT YOU SAID THE THING ABOUT THE GORILLAS.
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Me: You know "meese" should be the plural of moose
Jenna: Wait isn't meese the plural of mouse?
Me: No Jenna... that is mice
There was crazy lightning activity in the sky as I drove home tonight. I hope this storm hits soon because falling asleep to a thunder storm is literally the greatest.
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The loud banging from the apartment next door either means that my neighbors are having loud sex or that they don’t like my Flight of the Conchords playlist.
notahoe:
drinkingcoldcoffeewithedsheeran:
notahoe:
Do u ever see someone so so so so so hot that you’re like wow you can do the thing to me in my privates
ed sheeran
Trust me, Ed sheeran WAS NOT the person that I had in mind when I made this post
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OK seriously last time eating at the food court.
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
I can’t decide if I want to see The Great Gatsby or not.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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Someone bring me donuts and a milkshake. Also the ingredients to make butterbeer because I really actually think that is going to happen.
I can out lazy someone any day of the week… but especially on saturdays.
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ostracizedpoodle:
you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
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I really want to try and make butterbeer sometime soon.
Holy shit I won a scholarship through my program.
I clicked on the wrong gif in my folder but this one seems appropriate.
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